Even if you plan on wearing a shapeless soul membrane because you frankly can’t deal with what pizza and carbs have done to you, you can still look noticeably skinnier by Halloween, which is like, the goals and targets always :P TAGEND
1. Be Tan
Just do it. Whether you choose the cancer-giving sunbathe or a nice slather of faux tanner, being darker realizes you look about five pounds less than when you’re pallid and pasty.
2. Wear Your Hair Up
Getting your messy-ass
rat’s nest hair off your face facilitates show off them cheekbones, which, catch, obligates you gape thinner. Don’t be gelling it back, though–keep it looser around your appearance but high-pitched off your cervix in the back.
3. High-Waisted Heaves Are Your Friend
Fucking duh! Your waist is LIKELY to be smaller than the rest of your torso( I symbolize, I hope ), so securing in on it with high heaves gives you a delightful hourglass figure.
4. Deep V Necks FTW
If you didn’t previously know, penetrating v-necks showin’ off the girls are PRIME for starting yourself gaze thinner. It generates the illusion of a longer, thinner mas and draws attention away from the peal thigh situation.
5. Distract Person With Jewelry
Like moths drawn to flare, disconcert your public with jewelry and sparkly shit. By wearing pendants that draw attention to your face and neck, beings are less likely to notice your beer gut.
6. Embrace Shapewear
If SPANX are not your most prized self-possession previously, you better get buddy-buddy with them to look thinner. SPANX and other shapewear come in pinnacles, fannies, and full-on person dress. Will it be embarrassing? Yes, but you’ll look great and everyone will be jelly.
7. Go Underwear Shopping
Wearing a bra that doesn’t fit determines those titties appear saggy OR constricted in a egregious sorta channel? Same rule applies for those undies that are def too tight and draw your ass look like 15 pounds of ham in a 5 pound pouch. Get it? Buy a bra that are appropriate and underwear that don’t have seams and, hence, won’t slouse you in bizarre, bulgy ways.
8. Nude Heels Forever
Nothing procreates you look like you have cankles relatively like a pitch-black or dark shoe cutting across your leg or hoof. Nude ends and nude shoes keep the sightline croaking, hence concluding your legs seem instantaneously longer, thinner, and def not chubby.
So, with all this in imagination, I premise we’re all wearing our “hairs-breadth” up with long sparkly necklaces, deep v slash leotards, high-waisted animal posteriors, and nude ends for Halloween. Chimes huge.