What Im actually here is to say is that, , nothing is what it seems when it comes to romantic films. Hate to break it to you, but not every eligible bachelorette in the tri-state expanse also owns a comfortable duplex with an interior design imitation of Z Gallerie. Like, Im still waiting on a rom com where Katherine Heigl lives on a strict diet of Top Ramen and Frosted Flakes in a dumpster studio after disappearing break-dance from being forced to purchase 27 fugly bridesmaid garments not even Sears would stand to carry. But thanks to my diligent Google research, Im now well aware that
my good profession selection has forced me to become financially dependent on a rich male these bitches would prob be living in fault if not for this thing called skewed impression, or hire dominance for that are important. So here are the actual rates of their humble abodes IRL, and its literally just as un-shocking as it is annoying.
Carrie Bradshaws Apartment,
If you seriously thought that Carrie Bradshaw actually lived comfortably( and by comfortably, I make living on an every day nutrition of brunch at the Plaza and weekly Chanel shopping orgies) on a critics salary, youre out of your batshit psyche. Her one-bedroom apartment on the Upper East Side payment her a whopping $700 a few months( good one, lease switch ), but in reality, the place would go for about $3,000. Actually, in REAL reality, the building is available on West Village, and is actually a 4,100 -square-foot house with four stories, 10 areas and six hearths. In 2012, it sold for $9.85 million aka Mr. Bigs slutty pocket change.
Carrie And Bigs Apartment,
Speaking of the savage, idk what the hell is Mr. Big even did for a living, but clearly coin was all Carrie was after considering hes an actual fucking shit (# TeamAidan ). Literally the only reasonablenes she stood with him was because she forgot her Manolos, and likewise that closet, but like, I get it. Their suite was located on Fifth Avenue across from Central Park, but the interior was actually photographed in a four-story walk-up on 62 nd Street, expensing $190,000 a month to hire, or $40$ 50 million to buy. K fine, I guess this was worth rectifying for.
Beth And Neils Loft,
Such a usual fuckboy Ben Affleck move( or just what I feel is something Ben would do) to have all the benefits of a wedlock without the actual matrimony itself, includes the beautiful brick Baltimore loft on Federal Hill. Bless Jens heart for frisking a persona she actually had to live out in real life, but like, at the least they were only $2,280 a month for a 2-bedroom. Steal.
Noahs Waterfront House,
Noahs fairytale fixer-upper was actually built in 1772 as a 4-bedroom waterfront property on Wadmalaw Island in South Carolina. Its current monthly rental expenditure becomes for a whopping $12,000 again, that’s PER MONTHwhich translates to about $695 a month back in 1940. Fat chance Noahs carpentry salary could render that, so idk maybe they offered him a sick 2-for-1 discount on grove committees. But tbh, that mortal couldve constructed me a dumpster behind the house and Id still be naked on his wrap-around balcony in chronicle time.
Jenna Rinks Apartment,
Jennas epic glow-up < strike> and Regina George complex headed her to become a big-time bitch publication writer, so being able to open an apartment on Fifth Avenue is semi-believable. On median, a one-bedroom in the building where she first stumbled out in lingerie croaks for about $4,000 a month, or $1.3 million for purchase. Regrettably, she sold her sizzling pro-hockey player boyfriend and his thingy for her formerly fatty pal, so nothing for Jenna Rink bye.
I dont care what you say, is the most underrated J.Lo film of all time, and this is not up for disagreement. Mostly because we got a real glimpse of actual “Jenny from the Block”, as insured by her 2-bedroom Bronx apartment on E. 175 th Street, which would expenditure $1,300 a few months today #gentrification. But too because if J.Lo can wed rich, then so can I. Wording of sizzling wealthy humen, the hotel collection rented by Christopher Marshall at the make-believe Beresford Hotel was actually filmed at the Roosevelt Hotel and the boujee Waldorf-Astoria Hotel, which would go for $12 K a few months. Tell me enjoy dont overhead a stuff now. Ill wait.
This beings houseboat shacking it on Lake Union in Seattle is the reason I have trust matters. If I was never forced to sit through the once amazing patch of this film, Id think this thing was straight out of some lakeside fright cinema. The houseboat has four bedrooms, two lavatories, and a lakeside wharf and was last-place sold for$ 2 million in 2014, so its a delightful setup. Still, something about taking a woman you literally dont know back to a move mansion on a dark lake just screams R.I.P.
Im not sure how a hooker cant yield a bit nicer of a target, but Vivs frequencies are reportedly not cut out for big city income. Her suite in LAs Las Palmas hotel became for a whopping $185 a month, although average room prices per darknes are now $300. This was yet another classic occasion of girl in distress saved by fuckboy and his purse, seeing as Edwards 2-bed, 3-bath penthouse collection at the Regent Beverly Wilshire Hotel exited for $38,500 per week. No ponder Im so fucked up.